Abby Bernstein

Working Out the Problems of Columbia’s Gyms

As the daughter of two hardworking parents, I learned early that money is not an object. It is for things you need and only occasionally for things you want.

Summer of Love?

To the majority of college students, summer is about getting laid.

Feminism vs. Femininity

"Ah, the joys of spring!" As I looked up from my book, I soon realized the guys sitting near me on Low steps were not referring to flowers or sunshine but a girl in a miniskirt and midriff-baring c

The Barnyard

To some, Barnard is simply Columbia's stupid younger sister-a pointless institution for Ivy League rejects that should have disappeared two decades ago.

Cat Calls

At some point in her life, every girl wishes for a strange man's hand on her ass. Not a mere suggestion of touch, like a brush or sweep, but a firm, full-on grasp.

Jury Duty

Last Tuesday morning, while most of you were sleeping soundly in your beds or sunbathing in Bermuda, I was driving to the Springfield, Mass, courthouse.

Combating Feminists for Life

"Is it usually this cold in here?" Serrin Foster, president of Feminists for Life asked me in the bathroom prior to giving her talk two Thursdays ago.

The Hillary Complex

If we can have a psychological term for the man who won't commit or the kid who cries over spilled milk, then surely we can diagnose a disorder for Americans' attitude toward powerful women: the Hi

The Fight for Feminism

Whenever I see the "dare to say the f word" t-shirt hanging in the window of Barnard Hall, my first instinct is to say "fuck." I'm not dense-it's the first word I don't get.

Hidden Signs of Conservatism

To non-natives, Massachusetts is a liberal haven of Birkenstock-clad hippies and married homosexual couples.