Ben Falik

Delicious, Militaristic Traditions

On its 250th anniversary, Columbia has become more preoccupied with tradition than ever before. What follows are two of my own traditions that I bequeath to my fair alma mater as graduation nears.

Common? C'Mon!

Murray Wasserman isn't Portuguese. Fortunately for Luzia's, Luzia is.

Food Fit for the King

I've always felt a special connection to Elvis. We have the same birthday. My hair was easily fashioned to match his mop for non-consecutive Halloween costumes.

Radio Perfecto Broadcasts Its Signal on SoHa's Ever-Busier Airwaves

Radio Perfecto is neither a radio nor perfect.

Food

You have five days and counting to see how the other half eats.

Paean to the Pig

I'm sorry Bubbi
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you kvetch
But today, I'm frying up some bacon.

My Lunch With Lee

Lee Bollinger played hard to get. After I worked as an usher and binged on Krispy Kreme doughnuts at his inauguration, things did not play out as I expected.

Ready to Rambla?

La Rambla could use some downsizing. Don't get me wrong: the new West Sider's stock has gone through the roof.

Antonio's Other Baby

Antonio is a restaurant guy. Ana is Antonio's daughter. Ana's is Antonio's restaurant.

Prix-Fixe Perfection

If you can remember the numbers 82 and 25, a fine meal on the Upper West Side is at your fingertips.