Isaac Stone Fish

And So It Goes

Back in the day, I would sit at my friend's kitchen table and tell him what a different person I was after my summer experiences.

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

There are two 116th subway stops.

Location, Location, Location

Columbia encourages its students to make the most of their time in New York City and heaps scorn on those first-years who have not yet emerged from Morningside Heights.

Us and Him

Splayed out under a lamp post, I pulled a loaf of bread from my black plastic bag. Crunch, crunch. It crumbled.

A Man's Crowning Glory

Amidst talk of crazy cartoons, war, figure skating and medals, amid thoughts of papers and grades, one loses sight of what really matters: my hair.

Getting to Know Avery

According to his MySpace profile, Avery Stone Fish is male, 8'11", 23 years old, and tests "doodie for the mooshieness for a living." I had always thought he wanted to be a veterinarian, with the w

So This Is the New Year

The New Year's holiday has never worked for me. During my best New Year's Eve, I kicked a hole through a door and then punched another hole through a wall, for reasons that made sense at the time.

The Sound of Isaac

By Isaac Stone Fish

This is Your Brain on Thesis

I am starting to wonder. It is 4 a.m. I just finished my thesis. No relief yet, just daydreams about sleeping and cinnamon muffins. I feel bumbled and daft, in a non-punkish sense.

His Radiance

My teacher taught me mounds about writing.