Karl Moats

Global warming wins global warming war

Americans didn’t want a more involved government. They just didn’t want George W. Bush.

The Rock Obama

Hearts are aflutter around campus that Alma Mater’s favorite son just got his groove back.

Politically Correct Science

Why are Asians boring? Why are Mexicans sleepy? These may be racist jokes to some, but they are a real science for Bruce Lahn.

Born Again Hillary

Henry IV was a stud. Charismatic, witty, good with the ladies, he was The Man in 16th century France-imagine JFK in puffy sleeves. But Henry IV had one small problem.

The Television Election

Two days ago, Americans made a decision between two-seemingly
similar alternatives. Both went to elite New England boarding