Ariel Hudes is right. After transferring from CU to BROWN!

Two weeks ago Anand Krishnamurthy stated, "Kwame, this is your final column.

Boys, girls, and GS men, get ready. It's time for the greatest event of the year: the Kwames.

Contrary to popular opinion, I lack thug appeal.

Watching all the Torino commercials on NBC have made me realize how average I truly am.

It's the most wonderful time of the year. When finals are approaching and everyone is stressing because no seats in Butler are near-oh, it's the most wonderful time of the year!

Be honest with yourself and answer this question: how many times have you been intoxicated before 12 p.m. during the past year?

I'm not going to lie: I have recently been joining online dating sites (I can't say which, but I have always been intrigued by JDate). Yes, it has gotten that bad.

Oh, the cows were happy in Hanover this weekend.

Date: Monday, Oct. 10, 2005.
Location: Columbia Athletic Department.
Scene: Reality calls the athletic department. The phone rings and is answered by a member of the department.