Dogs

Barnard College strictly adheres to its policy against having dogs on campus, but the school seems to have made an exception for President Judith Shapiro’s furry friend.

It’s midnight in Central Park, and Jezebel sees no reason to go home. No, she’s not a hooker, a drug dealer, or any other sort of miscreant. Jezebel is a dog, quite a large one at that, and her owner Rick is getting impatient.

What poops, loves to run around in the park, jumps up and down, and barks? If you guessed a dog owner, you’re close.