Radio Perfecto

blahAt the close of 2007, the New York City Police Department reported significantly declining crime rates, and announced that the city had experienced 496 homicides in the past year, as opposed to 2,245 homicides in 1990.

If I were ever shot in the arm, I might scream from the pain—hopefully in a pitch deeper than the voice of a kindergartner on helium. I would probably cry, despite myself.