April, of course, means taxes, and the New York Times' Bucks blog listed all 50 institutions the Obamas donated to in 2009. And looky here: Columbia is nowhere to be found—even after Obama had an extra $1.4 million in Nobel Prize money to distribute. (And yes, he donated it all.) We know that last year he did in fact give us some love. At least we can take comfort in the fact that Princeton (Michelle's alma mater) and Harvard (where both Obamas went to law school) didn't receive a dime either.
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