Anna Lokey

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Victoria Hou is a sophomore in Columbia College attempting to study political science and economics (like every other student at this school). Her claim to fame includes a few posts that reached over 1,000 likes on columbia buy sell memes and her being the reason why the class of 2021 got T-shirts at the New Student Orientation Program. To all sophomores: You’re welcome. H Mart keeps her sane, but trips down to Koreatown and Chinatown keep her happy. You can find her pretending to study in Ref, likely on Facebook and ranting about Asian American issues. You can also send questions, secret admirer notes, and hate mail at vh2279@columbia.edu. Chop Suey runs alternate Mondays.

We all know that when alcohol gets involved, people get #messy. But not always in the way you might be thinking.

It's no campus secret that if you haven't got a fake ID, and you're looking to par-tee, EC is your place.

As of approximately 5:32 p.m. today, the political atmosphere of the residence hall 600 West 113th St. (adoringly known as "Nussbaum," for its nifty location directly above the cult-followed bagel restaurant Nussbaum & Wu) took a turn for the hostile.

You planned your classes perfectly this semester. You got that seminar (four credits, heck yeah). You got that lecture (three credits). You got that class with dreamy Shamus Khan (four credits). You're sorted and—wait. That's only 11 credits. You need at least 12. What do you do? Panic sets in.

We've told you how to survive and thrive in the NSOP atmosphere, but still you might be wondering what exactly NSLOP week is like. To help you out I've implemented use of my new favorite social media graphic: the bitmoji. Move over, emoji, let's get real about NSOP.