With the New York primaries coming up on April 19, voters rallied for Bernie in Washington Square Park last night. Because he's ~hip~, Bernie had Columbia alums, Vampire Weekend, opened for the rally (along with one of our acapella groups, the Metrotones)....
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We thought that when Bacchanal committee announced that the theme was "They Don't Want You to Bacch" they were just channeling their inner DJ Khaled. We had no idea that they were warning us that They truly do not want us to Bacch. Everything became clear when the 1,000 tickets for the annual debauchery fest sold out in less than 30 seconds this morning. So now we have two options: to wait until the next 3 available times to try to get tickets, or try to figure out who They is and reclaim our right to Bacch....
Now that Columbia's lottery numbers are officially out, we thought it would be good to create a point of reference to which you can compare your first and last dorm choices. Will you be living it up like Gossip Girl's Serena or slumming it in the Break Bad meth lab?...