I ask her to pick me up at eight. She LOLs melodramatically. Perhaps this is the gender-normative type of date—the one where I'm the picker-upper, expected to foot the bill and do nice little things like hold doors open. She says subway station and I say fine. She sends a smiley face with a tongue sticking out and I say my phone doesn't do those....
Thirty-odd years ago an elevator installer turned up in his freshest specialty harness carrying a tool kit that boasted a spick n' span attitude. After taking me for a satisfactory spin of the building, he promptly returned to the lobby and made an announcement to the trio of onsite overseers:...
Men's soccer saw its Ivy League title aspirations wither away meekly Saturday night, losing 1-0 at Harvard.
In a result emblematic of a lackluster and disappointing season, men's soccer lost its final game 1-0 to Cornell Saturday, conceding the only goal deep in the second half of overtime....