By Prem Thakker, Rasha Biary, Kwolanne Felix, Teddy Michaels, Mohammad Salhut, Nat Kempf, Philip Jang, Natalia Queenan, Canwen Xu, Zawareen Zakaria, and Sabina Jones
Prem Thakker is a junior in Columbia College studying history, hailing from Grand Forks, North Dakota. If you would like to hang out, he’d love to take a walk in Morningside Park, share a meal at a dining hall, or toss a Frisbee with you. You can also find him on Twitter @prem_thakker. His column, Colon, Closed Parentheses, runs alternate Mondays....