Venice Ohleyer
2019-12-07T01:27:33.783Z
Just one day after the Columbia Tree Lighting, student Caitlyn Lee has already begun a downward spiral.
2019-11-26T02:54:35.054Z
Local student Ben Morris was reportedly caught off guard when in the midst of a hookup with his girlfriend, Jessica Anderson, she stopped to define the concept of “beginner’s mind.”
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2019-11-15T04:51:01.670Z
In what can only be referred to as a local tragedy, Columbia student Thomas Mayer camped out in the stacks for 72 hours and no one hooked up with him.
2019-11-06T04:01:47.359Z
Unbeknownst to you, the man sitting next to you in the Hungarian Pastry Shop the other day was, in fact, writing a character based on you for his MFA creative writing thesis.
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2019-10-21T18:47:42.286Z
In what comes as a surprise to his friends and family, Westchester native Ethan O’Malley has decided to observe a strict halal diet.
2019-10-10T03:22:18.459Z
After purchasing a reusable metal straw and using it once in the Milstein Center for Teaching and Learning, Jessica Levy has been absolved of all sin—past, present, and future.
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2019-09-26T03:36:57.373Z
Local Ivy League university’s mental health crisis is definitely not linked to its sad underground gym.
