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Orli Matlow, GS/JTS ’15 and Spectrum deputy editor, continues her tour of the dorms and tries to find love along the way.

Orli Matlow, GS/JTS '15 and Spectrum deputy editor, continues her tour of the dorms and tries to find love along the way.

With the news of Trevor Noah's ascension to the Daily Show throne came a remarkable investigative foray into his Twitter archives. With approximately 9,000 tweets, 6 came into question, meaning 0.0666% of his internet material compromised his eligibility to take over for Jon Stewart. Because the internet loves a good outrage, I've prepared this master list of many of the offensive things I've said and done to share if/when I get famous, whether I become renowned for writing, competing on "The Bachelor," or giving birth to octuplets. They go far back, because as Trevor Noah indicates, past minor infractions have a big bearing on the present.

She's back!

With a rousing collection of stock footage set in slow motion, Ted Cruz announced his candidacy for president of the United States. However, the Texas senator with the face of a warped Jean Dujardin has been questioned about his eligibility because he was born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. However, constitutional scholars have agreed that Cruz is indeed a natural born citizen because his mother is from the all-American Wilmington, Delaware.

This past Tuesday, we were blessed with a Day of Snow. Winter Storm Juno, you are the cheese to my macaroni. You're a part time lover and a full-time friend.

You've seen her on the Steps. You've seen her at Homecoming. Now, Orli Matlow, GS/JTS '15, is back, and this time, she ventures into Butler to see who's naughty, who's nice, and who  deserves the greatest gift of all: a real-life CU Admirers post.

Orli Matlow, GS JTS ’15, sneaks through Butler Library to find out how students are preparing for finals.