“John,” my mom says slowly to my dad, her lips starting to twitch. “Maeve set her own hair on fire.”
Fall semester never seems to end. While some of you crawl back to your living holes alone, others are able to push through the semester with a partner-in-crime. (That's your roommate.)...
At Barnumbia, you quickly learn that parties are not as ~lit~ as you hopelessly imagine them to be. Carman parties get shut down within an hour, EC parties force you to throw out your drenched shoes, and frat parties are just a hot mess....
Last December, in the thick of finals, I clicked on the BuzzFeed article "14 Films and Series You Should Add to Your List to Look Smarter."