Voiceover: “On Friday, Spectator toured Barnard’s new $250 million Roy and Diana Vagelos Science Center with President Laura Rosenbury and director of special events Nancy Huemer. Here are some of the building’s most exciting features.”

“This is ‘Canines’ by Nudey, which is us.”

Mia Yiannias: “We’re Miss Demeanor. This is Maybe Tomorrow.”

Gabriel Folorunso, SEAS ’29: “My first name is Gabriel, and my last name is Folorunso.”

Ethan Weinstein: “One. Two. Three. Four.”

JD Leidersdorff: “We are Casablancas and this is Dull.”