This week’s issue is the product of a fantastic process. Like all our schoolwork, we got it done on time (we didn’t even procrastinate on April Fools’!) withoutsacrificing sleep or well-being to get it made.

Dear jet-lagged readers,

We’ve got to be honest: We almost decided to not publish this week’s issue because of the emotional turmoil of Sunday night’s Oscar’s “gaffe” (which, really, is just a posh word for fuckery).

Sweet, sweet readers,

Dear loyal, lovely, love-sick readers,

Like last week’s issue, The Eye finds itself unable to escape the whirlwind of changes taking place in our national political landscape. It seems as though every time we look at the news, a fresh headline threatening social and constitutional freedom pollutes our screens.